ThreeStrikesandOut

Because Megan Fox dumping her boyfriend is much better than Brett Favre, A-Rod’s broken marriage, Yankees-Red Sox, or the oncoming election, your Site of the Night is The Superficial.  Even though he left out the part about the reason for the break-up (like the three nights we spent together in Honolulu aren’t the stuff of legend; please, that was a 9.0 on the shake the Earth sex scale), but I guess that it’s better for her career not to let on that a lowly blogger could change her life so drastically.  Ah well, at least I’ll always have the memories, non-existent though they may be.

Until next time,

Have a great July 4th folks.  Probably no posts until at least Sunday, so shoot lots of fireworks and eat lots of hot dogs and have a great weekend.

Because when I think NASCAR; I think Randy Moss. In what may be the strangest marriage since Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson; Randy Moss has decided to purchase himself part of a NASCAR truck series. From ESPN:

“Yeah, I am prepared. I’ll leave it at that,” he said at Daytona International Speedway, where he’ll be attending his first NASCAR race this weekend. “I have been in the league 11 years, so I think I’m good. I am not really saying that I am 100 percent certain that it’s going to work, but at the same time, you’ve got to think positive. I think if you go out there and think in the negative light, bad things will happen.”

So Moss heads into a new sport with lofty aspirations. He’s renamed the team Randy Moss Motorsports, and changed the truck number from 46 to 81 to reflect his jersey number. The revamped team will make its debut July 19 at Kentucky Speedway with Willie Allen behind the wheel.

A self-professed “country boy” who got hooked on NASCAR growing up in West Virginia, Moss insists he did his research before buying a team and is aware of all the past failures from his NFL counterparts. That’s why he zeroed in on an existing truck team with eventual aspirations to move into the premier Sprint Cup Series.

This is just one of those acts that is too weird to even wrap my head around. I was told that Madonna and A-Rod were having an affair and I didn’t blink. When I heard that A-Rod’s wife left him for Lenny Kravitz, I yawned. But, when I found out that Randy Moss was getting involved in NASCAR, I went, “whatever, don’t be stupid, I can’t be putting lies up on my website, next thing you’ll be trying to tell me is that gas is back below three bucks a gallon.”

Please.

Read the rest of this post at FastMachines.com

Because if it was on PerezHilton you know it’s a story with teeth, but it’s a slow, slow, night and these old episodes of WCW Nitro are making me want to slice my wrists open with jagged glass, so I might as well post on it.

According to the rumors, A-Rod’s been banging Madonna, which 10-15 years ago would have been cool; but now it’s just creepy.  So what’s wife Cynthia doing?  Apparently she’s doing Lenny Kravitz.  Old Romeo Blue himself.  Mr. Lisa Bonet.  From Fox, because I refuse to use Perez’s stuff:

Cynthia has been seeing Lenny Kravitz” — the Grammy-winning singer of the hit song “Are You Gonna Go My Way” — a source told the Web site Perezhilton.com.

The Web site quoted a family friend saying, “Alex is in New York with the Yankees and Cynthia has left their kids to go be with Lenny — not cool.”

Sources told The Post that Cynthia is at the very least very good friends with Kravitz.

Now besides the fact that Perez just make his sources up, this sounds like an incredibly believable story.  He’s banging a has-been musician, so she has to bang a never-was musician.  Yes, I said, a never-was, because Kravitz had enough God-given guitar skill to possibly be one of the best musicians in rock and roll history, and instead he has given us a steady diet of contemporary 70’s ripoff rock, and tries too hard to be a hybrid of Jimmy Page and Jimi Hendrix.  What a waste.  If I were Kravitz I would kick ass with his life.

Now that my reasons for disliking Kravitz (jealousy) are stated; I really don’t care if C-Rod is on tour with the New Kids on the Block as a groupie, just as long as this B.S. doesn’t get in Alex’s already crowded head.  The Yankees are going to have a hard enough time this season without A-Rod going completely mental and snapping out on every one in sight.  It would be entertaining though, if Alex answered one of the questions about Madonna with this:

“Madonna?  Yeah, I hit it.”

And then went out and mashed a couple of dingers.  Now that would make the Babe proud.

Fox

So Brett’s family is sick of having him home, and are pushing him to go back and play football, and to leave them to do their own thing. Don’t think that this comeback is Brett’s idea. This is the wife’s influence all the way. My mom talked about this same thing when my dad retired, she was like, “one day he was just there all the time, and it completely disrupted my day. Plus, all he did was drink beer and watch TV. It took some adjusting”, so she hit him with a shovel and buried him in the backyard.

Favre gave a favrian response to this recent whirlwind of return rumors (try saying that fast five times):

“It’s all rumor,” he said of reports that he wants to return.
As for the ensuing media storm surrounding the story, Favre said in a text message to the newspaper: “No reason for it.”

Wait, I’m confused. Does this mean that people shouldn’t listen to rumors? Do you mean to tell me that I wasted all that time spreading rumors about girls I claimed to have sex with and no one really cares? Damn, if I’d of known that I wouldn’t have gone through the trouble of ruining their reps, and that one girl in the mental health clinic might still be a productive member of society. But, wait…if rumors aren’t a big deal then I have no reason to be guilty. So the heck with all of them.

ESPN